Alex: My “Friends” are fuck heads.

Rose: ?????? Uh OH! wat happened??

Alex: Long story short. Marc’s parents went out of town. I drank too much. When I passed out they all fucking left me in front of the police station with a sign that said I’m a werewolf and to lock me up. Grounded for 2 months, M.I.C, and community service.

Dana: No way!!!! I’m so sorry alexa that is terrible but so funnnnnnnnny! LOL! Werewolf??

Marc: We did bc he was talking about how awesome twilight is, all fucking night.

 

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