Check your phone to see what time it is. Check again because you weren’t paying attention the first time.
August 19, 2011
Calories can not make you happy. Bitch, have you tried Nutella?
If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty – Chris Rock
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