Check your phone to see what time it is. Check again because you weren’t paying attention the first time.
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August 19, 2011
Calories can not make you happy. Bitch, have you tried Nutella?
If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty – Chris Rock
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