I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him… The teenager had spiked hair in all different colour. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! He responded without batting an eyelid… “Got stone once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter.”
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