I’ve been shot, Should I try to remove the bullet? Worth a shot!
December 2, 2011
New iPhone, New BoyFriend
November 17, 2011
Think about the children
October 31, 2011
Best Costume Ever – Trick or treat – Give the candy to me and I’ll make sure they get some- Halloween
October 20, 2011
Hey son, want to see something really funny? Boom, I don’t get it
September 3, 2011
Take a card any card, That’s my credit card. Abra kadabra
August 28, 2011
Mr. Smith, where can you see yourself in ten years? A mirror? Welcome Aboard!
August 26, 2011
Honey! Honey! The baby’s kicking! Leave my wife alone you son of a bitch
August 19, 2011
Nobody likes Spider-Man at metal shows
August 19, 2011
Hell Yeah A Fortune Cookie
August 19, 2011
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