Asked my girl out on 29th February only have to celebrate anniversary every 4 years
February 29, 2012
Whenever I get asked by a girl if they can punch my stomach because I have abs – I am tempted to reply with – Can I touch your chest because you have boobs
February 28, 2012
Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger men.
February 22, 2012
Most Womans Logic
February 2, 2012
You are sleeping betwen a hot girl and a gay dude – You are all naked – Who do you turn your back to when you sleep
January 8, 2012
The fastest autofocus camera
December 24, 2011
dam girl where you get yo shoes – Kobe Bryant
November 12, 2011
FireFox Girl
November 10, 2011
I wish for a really nice girl who will always be there for me…
November 7, 2011
Girl you have a mouth too
November 5, 2011
