Women who say that men only want to have sex are women who have nothing else to offer than that
March 3, 2012
How to find the name of a song – Type all the words you know in google and hope for the best
March 1, 2012
You are not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
February 21, 2012
If you fall I will be there – ground
February 21, 2012
That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh
February 18, 2012
My work is done here – God created the dog and said
February 17, 2012
You all know you did this when you where bored during a test in class
February 11, 2012
Seeing a spider isnt a problem – It becomes a problem when it disappears – Seeing a cockroach isnt a problem – It becomes a problem when it flies
February 6, 2012
think while it is still legal
January 31, 2012
F**k everything and become an assassin – A real job
January 30, 2012
