Oh darling, when you said small gift I thought you were going to unzip your pants.
August 19, 2011
If you bite my lip or neck – You better start taking your f**king clothes off. just sayin.
August 19, 2011
When life gets harder – You must have just leveled up
August 19, 2011
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question
August 19, 2011
I’m not doing shit today – Mission Accomplished
August 19, 2011
Gold fish – I swear to god when I evolve, I’m going to kill you all – Magikarp
August 19, 2011
Check your phone to see what time it is. Check again because you weren’t paying attention the first time.
August 19, 2011
Calories can not make you happy. Bitch, have you tried Nutella?
August 19, 2011
I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
August 19, 2011
Good morning I see the assassins have failed – post it
August 16, 2011
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