Let me tell you a joke that will make your tits fall off – Oh I see you already know it

April 4, 2012

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherf**ker this weekend

March 2, 2012

Im going to spend my Valentines Day with my true love – Food

February 9, 2012

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives woman wild – No its a 100 bill

January 12, 2012

Im not judging you for doing it – I am judging you for putting it on Facebook

January 4, 2012

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go f**k yourself is considered rude in most social situations

December 22, 2011

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go f**k yourself is considered rude in most social situations

December 21, 2011

You cant make somebody love you – You can only stalk them and hope for the best

December 3, 2011

Im very busy doing this I dont need to do in order to avoid doing anything Im actually supposed to be doing

November 14, 2011

Money doesn’t solve problems, but it could solve my money problem

August 19, 2011

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